Monday 26 February 2018

Ten Mind-blowing Kenkey Facts

1. Do you know that every kenkey seller has a daughter who is your size? (Sorry ladies, this fact is for guys only)

2. Did you know that eating a ball of kenkey at least once a week increases your life expectancy rate by 50%? (Oh, you mean you didn't know?!)

3. Did you know that the size of a ball of kenkey is the same as the size of your heart? (Unless yours is a broken heart; research on that would be conducted later.)

4. And on the eighth day, God created kenkey. (Can I get an Amen!)

5. One man's kenkey, is another man's pizza; just as one man's abosam cartoons is another man's telenovela. (Loooolxz)

6. Kenkey reduces submarine accidents by 99%. (Meet me at Kenkey Fest and I'll explain further.)

7. Chocolate is the second most romantic thing to gift a lady. The first is a ball of kenkey. (Although sending her mobile money is a strong contender for top spot!)

8. Kenkey boosts mitochondrial revitalization in the cells by 83.6%. (Honestly I have no idea what this means but I hope you understand it.)

9. After signing the Bond of 1844, the eight Fante Chiefs ate Kenkey with the British. (That's the idea behind Fante Kenkey.)

10. Kenkey has one Grammy award, two BET awards, and 365 MOBO awards.

Bonus fact; Kenkey is better than premarital sex!

It's all about Kenkey Fest 2018 on the 3rd of March, 2018, at Mantse Agbona, James Town.

Come and let's eat kenkey and laugh over more mind-blowing facts

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